Dirty, Sexy POKER: Mudwrestling with Hot Brit-Chicks

I was SO not ready to get Orped...

Okay, so THAT happened - I had the full-blown Michelle Orpe Experience this morning around 7AM Pacific.

The Haze-Ryan Leslie Experience

Hot women, hot DJ, hot atmosphere = Aria WINNING

Although I'm not 100% set up/comfortable in Vegas yet, I found out through the wonder of Twitter earlier today that my boy Ryan Leslie was in town for the Pacquiao-Mosley Fight and to make an appearance at Aria's nightclub Haze. Hadn't seen that kid in years - pre-studio album release, -massive social media following, and -Grammy nomination - so I was hella curious to see him rock a real crowd. Yet The Pro was final tabling the world last night, hitting four or five as evening turned to night. Oh, what's a grinder to do???

The Adventure Begins...

WHEELS DOWN IN VEGAS, BITCHES!!!

Is Nany still here?? She's crazy - but still kinda hot...

That's right: in the immortal words of LeBron James, I've taken my talents to South...Las Vegas! In true summer, WSOP style, I am ensconced in a grindhouse that also houses the QuadJacks headquarters. Rolling my ass into the expansive, wall-to-wall literally red carpeted house, I knew then what it felt like to be on "The Real World," except I don't need two episodes to find out who's crazy!